It’s time to meet another thread in the rich tapestry that is the population of Clappers Wreake. Today, I would like to introduce you to a person who plays a starring role in the upcoming Hector: Fat Arse of the Law point and click adventure iApp ‘We Negotiate with Terrorists’ – it’s the Clock Keeper.
The Clock Keeper, as his name suggests, looks after the town clock in Clappers Wreake. He is ex-armed forces, but this implies that he was armed at one stage, which mightn’t necessarily ever have been the case. The townfolk consider him to be as mad as a box of wasps, but what is so bad about wanting to keep the people of Clappers Wreake endowed with the correct time. Nothing, I suppose, but there is plenty wrong with a grown man sleeping with a 6 foot tall galvanized minute hand. But who am I to judge. Whatever spins your props.
Confined to his wheel chair the clock keeper whiles away his days inside the clock tower doing whatever he can to ensure that the clock runs with ex-military precision. But this being Clappers Wreake he is on a hiding to nothing trying to keep his little part of the town functionaly properly. Maybe one day he will be able to restore the clock tower to its former glory. Until then he finds comfort in the warm embrace of sweet inebriation brought about by his industrial strength moonshine that he brews inside the clock tower out of the not-so-watchful-eye of the Clappers Wreake Police Department.
Will Hector be able to resist a tipple of this tempting elixir?
Will the clock tower ever get fixed?
And will Hector manage not to shove his fist down the clock keepers throat when he starts up another story about his time in the forces?
You will have to buy the first installment of the ‘Badge of Carnage’ iApps to find out!

