I would say it’s time to meet another member of the Clappers Wreake community but that would insinuate that I have an allotted time for these posts and I think it is fairly clear to see that these posts are about as regular as a tester at the immodium factory. Anyhoo, today I would like to introduce you to one of the stars of the upcoming Hector: Fat Arse of the Law point and click adventure iApp ‘We Negotiate with Terrorists’ – Blind Ali.
Dean Burke, the creator, director, composer and all round doyen of all things Hector produced this before and after sketch of Blind Ali, one of the more colourful and disturbing members of the Clappers Wreake populace. Blind Ali is, as you might have deducted by now, blind. This is the reason for the pink bum bag, as he was told that is was a Louis Vuitton purse by Busker McCusker when it was sold to him. He was assured that everyone was wearing them around town, and I suppose as far as Ali is concerned, they are.
Blind Ali has, what can be conservatively described as, a penchant for pornography. He can be found wandering aimlessly around outside of the hub of Clappers Wreake Porn Industry – Exotico – rifling through the bins and discarded carrier bags. He finds the overwhelming whiff of a freshly opened jazz mag quite a comfort and dedicates his life to the pursuit of all things smutty. Quite how he become blind is a matter of debate, many think it is penchant for siphoning the one eyed trouser snake, but there is also a rumour that he was caught in the eye by a piece of over stretched latex when he was manoeuvring out of a particularly figure hugging cat suit.
Will Hector be able to find out what happened to Blind Ali’s sight?
Will Blind Ali find enough smut in order to quench his depraved needs?
And will Hector manage not to relocate Blind Ali’s bumbag into a more literal location?
You will have to buy the first installment of the ‘Badge of Carnage’ iApps to find out!
