You’d best click quick if you want to get your unwashed paws on a FREE on the house copy of HECTOR: Badge of Carnage from the nice guys who love to touch Apps over at Touch My Apps!

Claw your way to the top of the pile and be careful not to get your eye poked in the mad scramble for HECTOR: Badge of Carnage for iPhone! Things are about to get ugly….

Click here to go to Pocketgamer and find out all about the competition. Or why wait for a free copy. The game is so good that it needs to be played now! Click here to go to iTunes now or go to www.thehectorfiles.tv to find out more about Hector : Fat Arse of the Law.

….keeps the doctor away. No I am not talking about Apples of the delicious Cox’s Pippen, Granny Smith or Cornish Gilliflower variety. The ones rich in rich in Vitamin C, Flavonoids and phenols, which can help your immune system, prevent heart disease and reduce bad cholesterol.

No, I am talking about Apple, the American multi-national corporation that designs and markets consumer electronics, computer software, and personal computers. Apple have created such a wealth of electronic goodies that you now have no need to leave your house. You can now lie around your house in a pool of your own filth organising your world from the luxury of your touch screen. There is no need to ever go to the doctor again! And if you do get sick I am sure there is an iApp for it.

And speaking of iApps, Apple have seen fit to select Hector : Badge of Carnage as one of the ‘Best Games You’ve Never Played!’ Quite an honour! The App Store now features nearly 250,000 Apps so to have our game selected by Apple themselves is proof that we were right in continuously banging on about how great the Hector game was going to be!

Here is what the good people of Apple had to say about it:

“HECTOR: Badge of Carnage Ep1 – This point and click adventure game really pushes the boundaries of the App Store approval process. Filled with dirty humor and raunchy references, Hector won’t take you more than a few hours to beat… But those few hours will be amazing.”

And if you don’t believe us, then you have trust issues, but the good people over at TouchMyApps and TouchArcade also noticed that Hector had earned a place on Apple’s illustrious list, so maybe you will trust them. I won’t take it personally.

So all that is left for you to do is to go to iTunes and download Hector for yourself and find out what all of the fuss is about. Click here to go to iTunes or go to www.thehectorfiles.tv to find out more about Hector : Fat Arse of the Law.