Have you seen these men?

With the launch date for the first instalment of the Hector: Fat Arse of the Law Badge of Carnage iApp fast approaching security around the studio has been stepped up to avoid any leaks being made before the official release date. Mostly in an attempt to keep the game away from Apple so they don’t realise that they have made a horrendous mistake in approving it!

But even with security tighter than a mermaid’s brassier, there was a breach late last night where a couple of intruders broke into the studio and made off with the contents of my desk. All we have to go in this grainy image from our CCTV cameras at the rear of the buildings by the wheelie bins.

Thankfully, as I don’t actually do any work, all they made off with was a computer riddled with pornography, one of those executive toys where you stick your hand into a load of pins and it looks like your hand, my Blu-Tac collection, a pen in the shape of a potato, a desk tidy filled with kirby grips and a disc that contains the greatest hits of Black Lace (CD-R).

Police have very little to go on other than the image, although I did notice a potato pen for sale on eBay today. The seller’s name was Kimbo1976. Not much of a lead but I can’t imagine there are too many potato pens out there at the minute so the police are looking into it.

So the game remains safely locked away ready to be released upon an unsuspecting world on 30th May 2010.