Well, well, well! It seems like I wasn’t talking to myself over the last few months and that you all were hanging on my every work like a bunch of salivating dogs around a wounded guinea pig. Well, I hate to say I told you so, but, I told you so. Hector: Badge of Carnage is pretty darn good isn’t it? It’s so good that we have even sent someone over to WWDC in San Francisco to bump uglies with the great and good of the Apple world and tell everyone across the pond about Hector.
In a happy coincide Hector has also been sent over to San Fran as part of a hearts and minds operation that the Metropolitan Police are running with the SFPD. Hector has been sent to California to police the streets of San Fran and some poor sod from the SFPD has been sent to Clappers Wreake to fill Hector’s boots for a week. I think I know who got the better deal there. Hector has been tasked with policing the WWDC so you can follow his progress on Twitter @diHector.
Things at WWDC seem to be going well. Hector was last seen wrestling Steve Jobs to the deck as he stepped over a crowd control rope at the queue for the Krispy Kremes. And Straandlooper are successfully spreading the word about Badge of Carnage to the uninitiated. I would start telling you all about all of the wonderful reviews that we have had over the last few days but there are just too many and I genuinely can’t be arsed. I will mention this one simply because it has the most uninspiring title I have ever heard:
And some other people also said that it was the greatest thing since they decided to put cheese in a can, but you don’t need me to tell you this. You are all big enough and ugly enough to find out how great Hector is for yourself. Just type it into Google, Twitter, FaceSlap or MyArse or whatever it is that you people do and stop relying on me to hold your hand.
But just in case there a few people still squatting in a ditch sticking berries up their nose and they don’t know what this Hector business is, click here to go to iTunes and see what all of the fuss is about.
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