Pocketgamer, the world’s number one review site for mobile and handheld games, has just selected the top ten point and click, or poke and prod, adventure games for the iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad. And guess which game has been selected in this top ten list?
If you don’t already know then the fact that I am blogging about it on the Hector : Badge of Carnage blog should give you a clue.
I give you a hint. It starts with ‘H’ and ends in ‘ector : Badge of Carnage.’
OK I won’t keep you in suspenders any longer. It’s Hector : Badge of Carnage! Shock O’Clock, eh?!?
Here is what the good people over at PocketGamer had to say about Hector : Badge of Carnage:
One of the few truly original releases on this list, Hector isn’t some creaky VGA Amiga game exhumed and resurrected for a few extra quid, or a sparkly new PC adventure chucked onto the iPad. This is an iPhone exclusive.
It’s also filthy, rude and extremely perverse, grabbing the ‘you must be 17 years old’ sticker for such gruesome feats as making you fish out a key from a blocked toilet with a used condom, or talking a fat prostitute into giving up her garter.
For obsessive adventure gamer nutters like myself, who have already beaten those old games 17 times over without a walkthrough or in-game hint system, it’s nice to have something entirely new to play. Give it a go, and maybe the developer will cough up episodes two and three.
Well, well! I hate to say I told you so. Well actually I don’t. I quite like it. ‘I Told You So!’ Long time readers of this blog will know that I have been crapping on about how great Hector was going to be for months, so it is nice to have someone else say it! Why not, talk a stroll back through previous posts to see what I mean.
Here is the full list of Pocketgamer’s Top 10 point and click adventures games:
- Hector : Badge of Carnage Episode 1
- Monkey Island 2 Special Edition: LeChuck’s Revenge
- The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition
- Broken Sword: Director’s Cut
- Beneath a Steel Sky: Remastered
- Flight of the Amazon Queen
- Sam & Max Episode 1: The Penal Zone
- Wallace & Gromit The Last Resort
- 1112 Episodes 01 & 02
- Simon the Sorcerer / Simon the Sorcerer 2: The Lion, the Wizard and the Wardrobe
But if you haven’t got your copy of Hector : Badge of Carnage yet then you should go and get it now as Pocketgamer couldn’t be wrong! Could they? No! They definitely couldn’t. I mean, just look at these guys. I don’t know about you, but I would certainly buy double glazing off any of these guys.
Except maybe the guy in the front with the green shirt on. I mean if he can’t be be bothered buttoning up his shirt what else can’t he be bothered doing! Know what I’m saying? No? Me neither. Anyway, thanks to everyone at Pocketgamer for including Hector on your list.
If you have not checked out Hector : Badge of Carnage then how many more people do you need to till you that it’s great before you go and check it out? Click here to go to iTunes now or go to www.thehectorfiles.tv to find out more about Hector : Fat Arse of the Law
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