As a treat for all of you salivating dogs that are reading this blog waiting with baited breath for the launch of the first installment of the Hector: Badge of Carnage trilogy ‘We Negotiate with Terrorists’ here are some exclusive Wallpapers for you to download and stick on your iPhone.

They may not be quite as exciting as the game but they will have to do until June 2nd when you can download the game itself and have as much of Hector smeared all over your iPhone as you like.

Pocketgamer, one of the world’s leading destination for games on Apple iPhone, iPad, iPod touch has given Hector a bit of puff on its website. Click on the image below to read the full article.

And keep an eye out for more Hector goodies in the coming weeks as the date to the laucnh edges ever closer!

Straandlooper are proud to announce release the official trailer for the upcoming release of the first installment of the Hector: Badge of Carnage trilogy of games – ‘We Negotiate with Terrorists’

Available to view now on YouTube in glorious High Definition the Hector Trailer allows you to experience Hector’s world as never before. In HD you can you can see every gritty detail of Hector’s grizzly visage, feel the blood splatters on your face and smell the faint whiff of dead cat as you are whisked through the streets of Clappers Wreake in the trailer for this exciting point and click adventure game due to be released on the iTunes App Store on 2nd June 2010.

Go to www.thehectorfiles.tv to find out more information about the game and go to hell if you think that you will find a more incredible game released on the same day!

Hector: Fat Arse of the Law creator and all round Badge of Carnage doyen Dean Burke has given an exclusive interview to Slide to Play about the upcoming release of ‘We Negotiate with Teorrists’ the first in the trilogy of games for the iPhone and iPod Touch due to be released on June 2nd 2010.

Click here to read the full interview. And to find out more about the release of this exciting point and click adventure game visit the Hector Files – www.thehectorfiles.tv

Now that the ‘Vote for Hector’ campaign is in it’s final run in, the poster activity has reached fever pitch. Here are just a few snapshots of the Hector posters that some of his followers have put up around his constituency, and some even further afield than that!

We can only hope that the people who have sent in these snaps will come out in force in the polls tomorrow so all of their efforts are not in vain. Hector, meanwhile has been busy on the campaign trail kissing hands and shaking babies.

It’s not too late to download your very own ‘Vote for Hector’ campaign poster. Click here and print it out and show your support for Clappers ‘s sole candidate in the upcoming elections.

Let’s hope that Hector’s exploits in the ‘Badge of Carnage’ series of games for the iPhone and iPod Touch will still be fresh in the minds of the people of Clappers Wreake when they go to the polls tomorrow. Make sure you check out how Hector handled the now infamous Terrorist situation that gripped the town when the first installment of the trilogy of games goes on sale on 2nd June. Why not visit Hector’s YouTube channel to get a sneek peak – www.youtube.com/thehectorfiles

You might just have noticed that there is a General Election looming and you have all probably fallen victim to a bit of canvassing around your constituency in recent weeks. As if it’s not bad enough that politicians spend the rest of the year spending our hard earned money on their duck houses and moats, but they then have the front to come knocking on our doors and asking for us to vote for them. Well, Hector: Fat Arse of the Law has also had a titful of all this election rubbish and the damp squibs who have been vying for votes. (Although Hector did warm to Gordon Brown after the Bigot-gate Scandal. He would have called that lady a lot worse had he been given the chance!)

So in a bid to score one for the little people Hector has decided to stand for office in the borough of Clappers Wreake. And judging by the fact that no-one else is standing against him, he stands a pretty good chance. The recent branding of Clappers Wreake as ‘A great steaming log in the cistern of the Midlands’ by Hector in the upcoming iPhone App ‘We Negotiate with Terrorists’, will do little to endear him to his potential constituents, but seeing as every other candidate has ponced off as they consider Clappers Wreake to be worse than a steaming turd and beyond saving, means that Hector is currently sitting pretty in the polls.

Adopting the catchy call to arms of ‘Who Cares’, Hector hopes that his recent endeavours to save the people of Clappers Wreake from a pretty nasty terrorist situation in the ‘Badge of Carnage’ series of games, will help him to a landslide victory. That and his policies to re-introduce capital punishment to the justice system and corporal punishment to the education system.

Some people have seen his running for office as a cynical publicity exercise to try and bolster sales of the first instalment of his series of iPhone games, which goes on sale on the 2nd June 2010. Rumour has it that Hector plans to introduce a mandate that will see every iPhone and iPod Touch user in the UK by forced to purchase the point and click adventure game when it goes on sale, or face hefty fines and bouts of community service. Hector refused to comment on these claims but he did say off the record that he would personally visit every one of his constituents who didn’t buy the App and introduce them to the hairy side of his hand. He also refused to comment about which side of his hand this would actually be.

So, if you have had enough of the election and all of that sort of nonsense, Vote for Hector. Because a Vote for Hector is a Vote for Change. Pocket Change.

Show your support for Hector by downloading his campaign poster here. With your help we can turn this country around back to the glory days of the early 1980′s.

For months now I have been saying ‘Keep checking the blog for news of a launch date’ and one has never arrived. Well, for those of you who have hung in there, well done, and as a reward I can now confirm that we have a launch date for the first installment of the Hector: Fat Arse of the Law ‘Badge of Carnage’ trilogy of games.

We deliberated long and hard trying to find a suitable date to launch the game. Looking for dates that would suit the scale and grandeur of an event of this magnitude. And we think we have found just the day to do it. This date has already seem some earth shattering events so it seemed only right to launch on the same day.

It is the same date, that in 455 AD the Vandals entered and Sacked Rome, in 1098 saw the end of the Siege of Antioch, in 1855 saw the Portland Rum Riot and in 2004 saw Ken Jennings begin his 74-game winning streak on the syndicated game show Jeopardy! This day also saw the birth of such luminaries as Count Alessandro di Cagliostro, Pope Pius X, Johnny Weissmuller, Jeff Winkless and Wentworth Miller. And also saw the sad passing of Saint Nicephorus, Jean Paul de Gua de Malves, Wolfram Sievers, Chloe Jones and Bo Diddley.

So, it is with great satisfaction and a huge amount of relief that I can now say that ‘We Negotiate with Terrorists’ will be launched on the App Store on the 2nd June 2010!

And to whet the appetite of the salivating dogs that you are, here is an exclusive teaser of the game.

So now you know. Put it in your diary. Or if you don’t have a diary, remember it. Think of it as the day after the 1st June, that should make it easier to remember.

Here are some more exclusive artwork previews from the upcoming series of ‘Badge of Carnage’ point and click adventure games. In the first installment, ‘We Negotiate with Terrorists’, Hector: Fat Arse of the Law, must pit his wits against a maniacal terrorist who is holding the town to ransom. The town just so happens to be Clappers Wreake, the crime capital of Britain, so this is just like any other day on the beat for Detective Inspector Hector.

In line with the Clappers Wreake Police Department’s firm stance on dealing with Terrorists, Hector must do exactly what the terrorist wants or there will be a lot of blood on his hands.

Hector must scour the streets of Clappers Wreake looking for ways to appease the lunatic who is holding his townsfolk to ransom. He must get his hands dirty exploring every nook and cranny of the seething cess-pool that he calls home. These designs give you a little bit of an insight into the job Hector has on his hands. Hector must investigate Clock Towers, Dark Alleyways, Porn Shops, even Public Toliets, in his relentless bid to not only solve the case, but make it to the Broken Arms for their Lunchtime Venison Special.

Will Hector be able to save the hostages? Will the Terrorist be allowed to continue on his cold blooded killing spree? Will Hector be able to keep off the sauce long enough for you to find out? You’ll just have to get the game to find out. Keep checking back to the blog for more details about the upcoming launch date.

You create a hostage situation in the middle of Clapper’s Wreake! In the upcoming iApp release ‘Badge of Carnage’ from Straandlooper, Hector: Fat Arse of the Law must try and resolve a rather nasty hostage situation that has developed in the centre of the crime capital of Britain – Clappers Wreake. Already on the scene are a large number fo TWATs – the Tactical Weapons and Tactics division of the Clappers Wreake Police Department.

To watch the TWATs in action click here and to find out more about the upcoming release of Hector’s Badge of Carnage you can visit the Hector Files or keep your eyes peeled for more information on this blog in the coming weeks.

Ja bet znajdą państwo są duże chłopca! To dlaczego nie będa samodzielnie kopię Hector: Tłuszcz Arse prawa łącznie “Badge z Zniszczenia ” wkrótce zostaną zwolnione przez Straandlooper.

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